The only acceptable way to drink your guinea pig:

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The only acceptable way to drink your guinea pig:

All of these look more like "how much coffee would you like in your milk?" tho
Where's the hampter for no cream? Even the one on the far end clearly has a non-negligible amount of cream
Theres like another six hampters missing
Then the void hamster
I used to tell people I wanted my coffee roughly the color of the outside of a plain bagel. It worked very well.
I drink it differently now so that wouldn’t work, but I haven't been in a situation where I wasn't amending my own coffee for decades, other than getting lattes, so it hardly matters. I do usually have to ask for more creamer, however, unless they give me a little vessel.