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Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.

“The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”

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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."

Jean-Luc Picard

https://youtu.be/t4A-Ml8YHyM

[-] snowyday@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

“A lie of omission is still a lie!!”

  • Jean Luc Picard berating Wesley and also me, angry at my cats when I ask them if they knocked over the bag of treats and ate all the treats, and they refuse to answer me
[-] Death2lois@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There. Are. FOUR LIGHTS!! Also Jean Luc. Anytime I'm telling my SO there are 4 of something. This is probably why we can't keep friends.

[-] MrCaturdayNight@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

“The line must be drawn here. This far, no farther!”

Also Jean-Luc Picard

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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, don't worry. Their idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

[-] floatslikeaboat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

punch to stomach

That's for trying to take credit for other people's work!

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[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Me to a Chinese teacher called Nick: 'Hello everybody! Hi Doctor Nick!'

*Confused face

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm good for like the first 10 seasons, which are the best 10 seasons. I grew up on it and rewatched a lot of them as an adult. It's funnier as an adult.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah seasons 3 through 8 were the Conan O'Brien years. That's the golden era.

But there are excellent episodes outside of that. I personally think "SE12 EP18 - Trilogy of Errors" is a top 5 episode. It's the one where marge cuts off homer's thumb, Milhouse finds fireworks in a cave and Lisa builds a ~~party~~ grammar robot. I haven't seen enough of seasons beyond like 20 or so to comment on them, but Ive heard they've actually been hitting a solid stride since the pandemic.

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[-] CalamariSafari@lemmy.nz 41 points 1 year ago

Aziz light!

(Fifth Element)

[-] Stillhart@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

I use this one a lot. Also, I've been known to say "mool-tee-pass" when handing over my ID.

[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

What a banger of a movie

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Even as late as last year, I walked into a dark room, half shouted "Aziz!" and someone turned on a light.

He later claimed to have never heard of the movie.

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[-] Stillhart@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago
[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What's the soup de jour?

It's the soup of the day

Mmm sounds good. I'll have that.

[-] ownageboard@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

ITT, people giving quotes but not saying from what movie

[-] Stillhart@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

They asked for the quote, not the movie. :-D

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What movie is this from?

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[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

“Would you like to know more?”

[-] Call_Me_Maple@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm doing my part!

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[-] InevitableCriticism@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

These are my go to quotes from Snatch and The Big Lebowski that I use whenever the occasion arises. Not everyone gets the reference. I also refer to my anxiety meds as "anti anxiety disco biscuits." I got that one from Shameless - my doctor got a kick out of that.

"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

"D'ya like dags?"

"You're out of your element!"

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 26 points 1 year ago

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

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[-] Motavader@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"why do we fall? ... So we can learn to pick ourselves up again"

[-] Stillhart@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

People don't get THAT reference? That's a pretty popular movie and a line that was pretty key in the movie AND repeated multiple times.

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[-] Stillhart@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Whenever someone says anything remotely close to "you can imagine what happens next" or "you can guess where this is going" I say:

"He fixes the cable?"

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[-] RealNooshie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

"shit"

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

[-] Zulico@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Personally I prefer "shit"

Knives Out (2019)

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[-] popemichael@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

There are just so many quotable lines from Kung Pow

"That's a lot of nuts!"

"You go that way, I'll go home."

"We trained him wrong as a joke"

"If you got an ass I'll kick it!"

"My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

"I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"

"I rock and roll, all day long, sweet Susie!"

"Leap that wall, if you're so great!"

"I'm a nice man with happy feelings all the time!"

"I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

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[-] Flowgang@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago

"boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew"

[-] Poeticbiscuit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Not from a movie, but there's a line from The Office that really stuck with me:

"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail."

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[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Pain don't hurt.

Some people get it, but most don't.

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[-] tj111@lemmy.fmhy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Its dumb, but whenever someone mentions peaches I always hit them with "I could eat peaches for hours". An obscure line from Face Off but for whatever reason it's stuck in my head over all these years. No one ever gets the reference.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I think it's "a peach," not "peaches"

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[-] stringere@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

"No sir, I didn't like it"

-Mr. Horse

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[-] Wojwo@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

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[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Im in fucking Austria. Illiterate farmers the lot of them here. Nobody has ever seen a movie in English or any other language than German.

There is nothing I can quote that they would recognise.

So alone.

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[-] InevitableCriticism@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I love to say, “Hello there!” Whether in game (on an mmorpg) or in person at a party and hold my breath, waiting in anticipation to see if anyone gets it.

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[-] shenanigans4u@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but doesn’t get you anywhere. -Van Wilder

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

  • Wesley Snipes as 'Blade' in Blade
[-] Uncandy1@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

No matter where you go, there you are.

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

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"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

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[-] electronicoldman@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Your soul is mine!

From Mortal Kombat

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