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[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That HD employee has definitely used that line about 80 times already.

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As they should, if it's not to the same person

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You never know, it might work the 81st time.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 71 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just a bunch of guys hanging around the plywood. One of the guys drops a pencil from his ear, mumbles "whoopsiedaisy" and catches it on the first bounce.

"That one" she points.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago

Husbands are fish in tanks at the Asian grocery store.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait... I thought Home Depot was out of husbands due to high tariffs.

[–] wopalopa@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

mail in husband

[–] needanke@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Male in husband 👉👈?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

ICE took those. 😬

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Many such cases.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aisle 6, next to the drywall hammers.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why would drywall hammers even be a thing, isn't drywall this super weak material even literal babies can punch through? Lol

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

You need a special hammer to avoid shattering it.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Because it is hung with nails or drywall screws.

[–] griselbrandalf@reddthat.com 13 points 5 days ago

Hey, shooters gonna shoot their shots