this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Latte in German is slang for erection.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Latte is the german word for 'slat', so sth akin to a plank of wood. Both have in common that they are hard and rather long, so there you go.

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sidenode: The pronounciation of the coffee product and the slat/erection are different.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything leads back to Idiocracy 😩

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Just wait until people aren't making the connection, it becomes "too old to be relevant or interesting", just entirely out of purview, or incomprehensible

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where I live we also have this place...

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Much better name to be fair

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I heard that actual\literally flicking the bean makes the coffee bitter. So does dry rubbing the left tablecloth.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Hot (coffee)

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The kemming on the characters in "Flick" could use some work.

[–] miked@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Was it intentional?

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

New GTA NPCs are actually looking pretty realistic.

[–] TrippingBalls@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flick the bean is a clit massage

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

.... what do you think happens if I, totally deadpan, as if its my 10 year + regular order, ask for a 'happy ending'?

If they don't know what that means, then I instantly rattle off "oh, its a london fog, but instead of lavender, a splash of either orange bitters, or grenadine, or both, up to you."

???

Only if I can listen to the Enya box set at the same time I drink my coffee.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago