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"Good Boy" by Sarah's Scribbles (64.media.tumblr.com)
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[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.

[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.

[-] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I don't know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren't familiar with.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

My Bichon/Poodle mix is aggressively friendly with people he isn't familiar with. Does that count?

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I do agree rhat poodles have a "who is giving these orders?" and "fuck I hate that guy" switches.

[-] Enkrod@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she's a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I'm still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can't deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

This one isn't my mom's dog, but it's similar:

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

The pretty ones are ok for a little dog, but the ugly ones are pitiable little beasts.

[-] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes that one

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Crested_Dog#Breeding

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

My dog would do it. She's evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.

She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.

We love her, but she's very definitely evil.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Yep. She violently shakes her toys to "kill" them all the time too. I've seen her do it to break a critter's neck the same way.

[-] z500@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago
[-] BluesF@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.

[-] Opasad@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.

[-] z500@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well that's your own fault for overstimulating the cat by shuffles notes doing nothing whatsoever.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

What if the dog is Lawful Evil?

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

She is sooo screwed!

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

All dogs are boys and all cats are girls

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Was it you?

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it's just jokes about actual fantasy witches.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This is excellent

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Just finished reading that book again (3rd time). So great.

Which version though?

https://i.imgflip.com/82nbub.jpg

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That's the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

Get that dog from The Thing.

It's not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.

[-] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Should have tried a pit bull.

[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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