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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

By the way, if you want to know whether or not this is canon? It's canon.

In 2266, Kevin Riley, under the influence of polywater intoxication, "ordered" a formal dance to be held in the bowling alley on the USS Enterprise. (TOS: "The Naked Time")

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bowling_alley

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 48 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of United Federation, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

[-] bradmont@lemmy.ca 37 points 11 months ago

Was bowling big in the 60s?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

Yep. They had bowling on TV back then!

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

They even had bowling on TV through the 90s, actually. I used to watch it religiously before I was a teenager.

[-] Repelle@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I haven’t watched broadcast/cable tv in years. Is bowling no longer aired? I never paid attention to it so I assumed it was just always there.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

It wouldn't surprise me if it is still on but I don't watch TV anymore either. If my memory serves me correctly, I saw an 80s rerun on ESPN about 5 years ago, but for the life of me, I have no idea why I was watching ESPN to begin with. (Nostalgia, maybe?)

[-] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

ESPN 8: The Ocho

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Oh, I didn't mean ESPN. Remember, back then there were three networks. Bowling was a huge deal to take up that time.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

They still have bowling on TV.

Are you guys trying to make me feel older than I really am?

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Only if you are young. Like under 40.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 11 months ago

whew I'm only 38. Still young.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yes, but in the 60's there were like 5 channels at any given time on big cities.

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

NIxon had a bowling alley installed in the White House.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's the most critical part of the ship-Kirk uses it for ~~showing off~~ "diplomatic meetings"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm picturing Data showing McCoy around the Enterprise-D in Encounter at Farpoint-

"Where's your bowling alley, boy?"

"We do not have a bowling alley here, sir. But we have a holodeck that can simulate a bowling al-"

"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MIXED-UP MOLECULES! Where's the bowling alley? This is the Enterprise, boy!"

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

With the size of the Enterprise-D I'm astonished someone didn't stick at least a mini bowling alley in there somewhere

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 29 points 11 months ago

A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.

*Source: computed by taking the number of "holodeck is trying to kill everybody" episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 11 months ago

That is the best way of doing math lol

But does that mean there is a sliver of Risa in Deep Space Nine?

[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

I bet it didn't survive the refit. Actually, I suspect that's where the "Rec Deck" from TMP ended up, though I have no proof (were the post-refit blueprints ever published?)

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Is there even a space for the "Rec Deck" to fit in a Constitution class? I don't think it would fit where the blueprints show the bowling alley because the "Rec Deck" is at least two decks tall. The Constitution class is surprisingly small; I was a TNG guy and the Galaxy class ships are comically gigantic.

Would be a question I would pose to a Youtuber by the name of We Travel By Night, who has tackled things like "The turbolift shafts on the exterior model don't change from movie to movie, but the turbolift doors gradually move apart as they update the set." or "the ship's neck is so narrow that there's no room for the turbolift and the engine plumbing to pass by each other, so how does that even work?"

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Which Enterprise is this in?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Donnie tried to tell him but he told Donnie to shut the fuck up.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Those Old Scientists.

[-] calavera@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

The best one

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

What if this was like how swing dancing came back for a hot minute in the 90s

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Everything came back for a hot minute in the 90's.

[-] jayandp@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

If they threw the ball backwards, was it mandatory that everyone jump and spin around?

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I used to have them on paper. I got them at a convention decades ago.

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