There should be a horror spin off with Willie Wonka long gone, the Chocolate factory abandoned, and Oompa Loompas going feral. A group of young adults exploring the abandoned factory come to realize that, every time they hear the "Oopa Loompa Song", one in their group is doomed. They lyrics of the verse provide clues as to who it's going to be.

The fact that this doesn't match up with the song is annoying me more than it should.

I wonder if anyone has ever listed all the OSHA violations in this factory.