"I'm a software engineer, not a printer whisperer"

Eating that is gonna give you fire resist

"Ah, the human has the zoomies."

Oxygen superiority

6 months later, all three cards have expired, so all three companies get $25 of free revenue, and no one really got anything for Christmas.

Gift cards are a fucking scam

Also explains how such a big guy can climb down nonexistent chimneys. He uses quantum tunneling to get into all the houses.

Ah yes, bestagons

Where is i? Is it safe? Is it alright?

Because everyone knows 90% of the manufacturing cost of a car is bending the bodywork panels.

Ah, a shower thought about not-quite-shower thoughts.

Trump Is Now Using Straight-up Nazi Talk

So, the situation remains unchanged.

Do you smell burnt toast?