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I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can't bring myself to eat it. I don't want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that's how you get ants.) but I also don't want to eat the whole thing (i'm smol and that's a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.

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[-] tallwookie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

chop it into bits and then put the other parts in the fridge

[-] Depot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I occasionally eat one as a "meal replacement" when I can't get normal food.

But a resealable container solves the ant problem.

[-] fratermus 3 points 1 year ago

But a resealable container solves the ant problem.

How do you wrangle them all in there?

I occasionally eat one as a “meal replacement” when I can’t get normal food.

Came here to say the same. I would not eat a candy bar under normal circumstances, but I keep some Snickers handy just for the rare occasion when what I really need is a meal's worth of calories that I can eat in under a minute, or carry with me and take up only a little space.

[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 5 points 1 year ago
[-] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Why stop at 1?

[-] Blackbart42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.

[-] 0beevomit0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Would you like half a candy bar?

[-] Blackbart42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yes please. See we're friends now, let's go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.

[-] 0beevomit0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That sounds amazing. Maybe we can be terrible at slacklining afterwards?

[-] Blackbart42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's the most fun when you're terrible at it!

[-] fratermus 2 points 1 year ago

I'd cut it into 4 pieces and store them in a ziploc in the drawer. GOAAAALLLLL

[-] Hikiru@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Put the uneaten half in a sandwich bag or something, that’s what I do with my other half eaten stuff. Like the other half of a cosmic brownie (did you know those things have like 50% of the recommended daily maximum sugar intake? Or the other pop tart in the package of 2 (the serving size is 1 but they put 2 in a package that can’t be resealed?)

[-] tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Is this some weird attempt at guerilla marketing? Because we don't get the same crowds here as Reddit does, so it's kinda pointless. Unlike drinking cool and refreshing Pepsi Cola - Pepsi Cola, the cool and refreshing cola drink.

[-] 0beevomit0@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Now that you mention it, I could really use a Coke. And some Taco Bell.

[-] reattach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I used to occasionally eat one for breakfast, like a particularly unhealthy protein bar.

Don't worry, I'm back to eating normal breakfasts like chocolate chip pancakes and Lucky Charms.

[-] End0fLine@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I finish it every time. I also feel bad about finishing it every time.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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