I stopped doing SQL (the language/syntax) because I use ORMs now. They make the job a bit easier, especially when doing table relations.
MAKING SQL QUERIES IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES DATABASE TO SENSE URGENCY AND RUN FASTER.
It's tabs vs spaces for SQL. Notice how I capped.
Yea, but did you pronounce that Essquel or Sequel?
Both in the same sentence just to fuck with people
In actuality I randomly switch between them. I am chaotic evil.
There is only one correct way to pronounce it. Everyone who pronounces it the other way is a moron.
the other
What about the third way?
If they’re talking to me? Moron. If they’re talking to someone who pronounces it the other way? Unconventional comedic genius.
"Squirrel"
Squeal
The mental gymnastics needed to understand joins 😂
It's basically just a VLOOKUP is how I explain it to my friends who might be familiar with excel but not a real database.
If you know vlookup, you should checkout xlookup. Even more similar, relatively speaking of course. No longer do I have to count my columns
Yes, WHY do I write all my SQL statements In all CAPS and why isn't there a better SQL editor, and why hasn't SQL evolved more than it has?
COBOL too lol
Theres a dozen of you keeping banking around the world from falling apart lol
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