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Did you hear about the homicidal Mexican train conductor? (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by sillypuddy@mander.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He had loco motives

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

He was a rail bad hombré.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And how do you gauge that? Maybe he was just letting off some steam.

[-] huskyhowlz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this joke is just getting off track.

[-] Soulplayer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

He even signalled before getting off.

[-] solivine@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

And yet this conversation seems to have derailed.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

no, it seems right on track.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Every decision in his life is wrong, you just can't let him choo-choose for himself.

[-] TheRealBob@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I just dropped this one on my husband. I made it seem like it was an actual headline I’d just seen on my phone. I think he’s looking for a divorce lawyer now.

I regret nothing.

[-] Abel@lemmy.nerdcore.social 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is so awful it's funny. You've truly mastered the spirit of a dad joke.

[-] bloodsangre7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

A good dad joke should elicit a groan, this one did just that for me

[-] SQL_InjectMe@partizle.com 5 points 2 years ago

haha

[-] NoValue6413@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Lulz

[-] carrot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

My favourite dad joke from now on

[-] Ruorc@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I heard he had to tren for that job too.

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