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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 86 points 11 months ago

If I remember, and I could be wrong, the Samsung emoji there was actually 😬

Which is still messed up because 😬 is supposed to be the "I just saw a guy commit a sexual perversion" emoji, not the "I just committed a sexual perversion" emoji.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Wait, I thought 😬 was when you committed a sexual perversion, but realized just afterward that your camera was on in the zoom meeting, and no one said anything?

[-] NessD@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

😬is sucking air through your teeth when you do/see something surprising or embarrassing.

[-] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

It's this emoji, if you're curious about your own device: 😣

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Hmmm, I'm on Android and it doesn't look like any of those.

[-] GiantRobotTRex 41 points 11 months ago

Because this post is really outdated. Google ditched the blob emojis back in 2017.

[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

yeah I'm on android (pixel 7a, stock, updated to Android 14) and using Sync app it doesn't show up like that for me

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

What I see is much closer to Apple's version.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Same here, and I'm using a Samsung.

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago
[-] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Firefox on a Realme phone gives me the Apple variant.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 11 months ago

Googles doesn't look like it's holding it in as much as it is pushing it out.

[-] Joejoebinkz1@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Samsung has a clue

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 14 points 11 months ago

You must be young, you'll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Well it sure is outputting something

[-] awnery@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it's a dating tip.

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

[-] awnery@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

it's ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we're fucked if they notice we don't use definite articles the same way

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing

Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I can't unsee it 😭

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

For the apple one imagine the eyebrows as eyes and the eyes as a nose

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