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just when you don't think about, bääm! a German. (feddit.de)
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[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 199 points 9 months ago

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

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[-] rob64@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

[-] NicestDicerest@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

Ich hab Latein 💀

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[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 94 points 9 months ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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[-] _cnt0@feddit.de 79 points 9 months ago

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 25 points 9 months ago

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

[-] Orangenkuchen@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Das tut niemand.

[-] Illegal_Prime@dmv.social 60 points 9 months ago

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 9 months ago

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 39 points 9 months ago

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago

Auf jeden Fall!

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 30 points 9 months ago

Melde mich zum Dienst!

[-] smokedclover@feddit.de 26 points 9 months ago

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

[-] theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Dessen Öffnungszeiten sind aber nur von 09:00 bis 12:00 Uhr Mo-Fr.

[-] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

Ja sind wir denn auf nem Amt?

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago

Für eine personalisierte Antwort bitte ich Sie den Schein A38 einzureichen

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[-] luna@lemmy.catgirl.biz 49 points 9 months ago

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[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 43 points 9 months ago

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

[-] _cnt0@feddit.de 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

P'auf's Maul?

[-] _cnt0@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

[-] Khorgor666@feddit.de 35 points 9 months ago

Sie haben geläutet?

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 34 points 9 months ago

Guten Tag.

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[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 29 points 9 months ago

Hallöchen Popöchen

[-] gigachad@feddit.de 25 points 9 months ago

GUTEN MORGEN

[-] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

Nooo I'm germaphobic

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

[-] Ranslite@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago

Guten Tag

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[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Wunderbar.

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

They like David hasselhoff

[-] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 9 months ago

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

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[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He united us!

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.

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[-] Granixo@feddit.cl 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

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[-] CheeseRadio@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

[-] Paul_279@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

Ö

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[-] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Germans like this FOSS shit

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 9 points 9 months ago

I don't speak German but I can if you'd like.

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