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Putty
(self.hurtdesk)
You didn't use silly putty? Well, then this is no laughing matter...
If your putty stays hard for more than four hours, please consult a doctor.
The putty should be thermal already, which will help cool your laptop as it gets hotter. If this doesn't work, run the laptop under cold water. The plumbers putty will then be in its native environment.
The new new Hurtdesk since the old one is old. Now with even more Web 2.0!
Warning: this is satire.