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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago
[-] gamma@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

You know, in some systems that's a crit success!

[-] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

Me: makes meme with this template Me: comes here and sees this immediately after. Glad we're on the same page? ;)

[-] vox@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

Laughs in PF2E even a 17 can crit there

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 9 months ago

right? Is this a spellcaster joke i'm too fighter to understand?

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

IIRC there were builds in 3e D&D that could crit on something insane like 11 or 12.

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago
[-] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago
[-] eutsgueden@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Ooh too bad the AC is 18, that's a miss.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Not even a +1 bonus from proficiency or str/dex? You should really get another weapon

[-] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I rolled my stats and got 6 4s...

[-] Rhaedas@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

Any jokes about dice rolls always takes me back to a classic, Bad Dice.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

I rolled 36 damage, but fudged my to hit roll and shot my crewmate in the foot instead.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

I immediately had a flashback to that sci-fi oneshot that Ashley Johnson ran over on Critical Role.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

Thanks. I rolled 3 damage, but I was only trying to talk to someone...

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

All my stats are low-tier NPC level and I get critical misses on a regular basis.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

My life: My d20 is just 1-10 twice, with no way to color in any of them to tell them apart

[-] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

Look at this fat cat over here with double digits on his dice. My best is like a 2.6.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

I get the sentiment but it's hard to have a good roll with a large negative modifier like many people have.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Trust me. I'm aware. This is more of a fake it until god please let me make it type situation.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

If "make it" means have value and be worthy then congratulations, my friend:
You made it!

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

Make it in this case means more "being happy" or even just "being ok"

[-] sock@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

i dont even play dnd but this is v good content

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

That 1d20 is my damage roll. 💪

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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