this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One shot to drink, is all, then in the caffeine bind them

[–] Teal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Extracted from the hot waters of Mount Bloom.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Cast it into the Bloom. Decaffeinated!

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord @dr_scientist@lemmy.world forged in secret a master Shot, to control all others. And into this shot he poured his pre-infusion, his crema and his will to stay awake. One Shot to rule them all.

[–] Anonymoose@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For the uninitiated, what's wrong with it?

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The tiger striping is a mark of quality. Everything being so symmetrical and even indicates it was likely extracted very smoothly.

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Could also just be a lot of fines... either way it's pretty (and tasty)

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing. I bet it tasted great.

[–] Anonymoose@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh! I read it in a more negative voice, like "COME ON!!".

[–] hemmes@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh ok. Its a “would you come on and look at that!" Type of comment, positive. Got it!

I love coffee, but have no idea what we're talking about.

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Espresso is a dark art.

[–] original_reader@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bless your soul.

Never change, please.

Now move on. There's nothing else to see here, friend.

[–] dr_scientist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It actually did taste pretty darn good.

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dr_scientist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Love that term.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Assuming we’re using the image akin to a Rorschach test, I see a vagina.

[–] dr_scientist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

“A pretty butterfly.” “Some nice flowers.” “Clouds.”

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Had a similar thought. Or is that a similar thot?

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

She's a beauty!

[–] cdipierr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty things taste better. That's just science.

[–] moosh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] computersaysno@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

i see an owl

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I see a plumbus.

[–] Velociraptor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

NSFW that shit, goddam.

[–] aeroevan 1 points 2 years ago

That's the only bad thing about bottom paper filter, no tiger striping

[–] raspberry_confetti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Quoting the show Futurama, “she’s beautiful coffee!”

[–] ChootchMcGooch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Better question is how did it taste!?!?!?

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes that's not well made at all chunky flavor

[–] eramseth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Some of us like the chunky bois

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