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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 39 points 1 year ago

I think I gave my wizard trauma by having NPCs shout "geek the mage first!" and then proceed to geek him. He's not the most tactical player, so that didn't help.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

Better burn that edge to be first in Initiative, so you can run away or behind the Troll Streetsam.

[-] shani66@burggit.moe 2 points 1 year ago

Really shoulda seen that one coming. What's next? Making deals with dragons?

[-] teft@startrek.website 34 points 1 year ago

This is why I take Sentinel and Polearm Master. Park myself in front of the squishies and anyone that approaches gets a polearm to the face opportunity attack that prevents them from moving.

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 25 points 1 year ago

One of my players is a warlock that keeps pushing and slowing enemies down with Eldritch blasts. I HATE... I mean I love that strategy SO MUCH !!!

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

I really gotta take that next time I get a feat with my BarbFighter. He can teleport around the battlefield but I wonder if I can stack Sentinel with the Echo...

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

All my RPG life, never played a healer because if they're not immediately targeted, they're having a brain aneurysm keeping people alive.

Finally played a healer in BG3 with three other friends. Can confirm. When character isn't losing blood, it's trickling out of my nose

I only roll support now. That way everyone loves me so much that even when it's my fault, they apologise. And if shit goes down real bad, I can run away like a bitch and be the hero when I return and ressurect them all.

[-] kbotc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

“I’m just gonna Misty Step right on this way”

[-] CJOtheReal 17 points 1 year ago

DM: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DERAILING MY FUCKING CAMPAIGN SO MUCH!

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you mother fuckers I'm war domain!

[-] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Was just about to say, war Cleric says "Hi".

Deadly at range, terrifying in melee. And possibly one of the best healers, if you count damage prevented as healing.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 points 1 year ago

cant relate, I wear full plate

[-] gerusz@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Magma mephit says hello.

[-] moog@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Isn't this from that uncanny video of the cat looking at something moving around the room with classical music playing and there's just something super off about the whole thing?

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tank cleric: "You have fallen right into my trap."

[-] Destraight@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Why are you saying oh no? Because you are a cat?

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

You trolling or asking truly ?

[-] shani66@burggit.moe 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hitting the guy with three layers of holy protection, curses, and no spell failure chance seems like a bad idea

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