Gotta commend the dedication to sitting still enough to get this tattoo.

More like 🎶back in black🎶 ... - ... should I start wearing black? How much are black jeans? What are the best black jeans and where is the best deal on them?... What's that sound? Anyway this shop seems like the best deal, but let's check reviews of the store... That sound? Shit that store is crap. Are there local stores that carries this brand of jeans? Which of them offers tailoring of the legs? FUCK THAT SOUND 5MIN AGO WAS MY SPAGHETTI BOILING OVER

IDK about you, but I ain't sitting for that tattoo...

Well now I want a squirrel tattoo. When people ask what it means I'll just say "I dunno, I got distracted"

I'd have settled for a t-shirt, but hey, cool tattoo I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Too spazzed to add ~~a comma~~ an emdash? That tracks. Irony intact.

It's a long way to the shop if, you wanna go to the beach?

WHERE