Kilts.

Duuuuude, or dudette. Let me tell you a story.

One about people with certain waist ratios, and heavy manual labour, and what all that motion can do to underwear.

I recently moved houses, and for the first time ever (after decades of experience), chose to forgo undies and go commando in sweatpants for this recent ordeal.

Boy howdy. Let me tell you all the ways it was awesome. Sweat induced induction to asscrack, is but one of them. But likely the most important, the Knock-on ride-up effect. Also gone.

I think people that swear by going "commando" just haven't tried good underwear. I will not wear anything but under armour underwear. If anybody else has any other suggestions please let me know. These are the best I can find. They are expensive. That's the only downside.

Panty liners is honestly a brilliant idea! I used to go sans underpants but uh, tight jeans is not the jam for that. I think having multiple pairs of pants you rotate through+panty liners would be the best bet.

It would only be a some of the time thing for me, putting some on for professional settings or such where it’s probably more “needed.”

At home, install a bidet and use it well.

Also, be mindful and don’t needlessly grind your ass on the furniture, if that’s like, you know, one of your things.

I used to go commando. However, after one incident with a bit of errant flesh caught in my zipper, I reconsidered the error of my ways.

What do you have on your crotch that you think is so dangerous to be exposed to should it get on cloth?

A little too the left