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submitted 11 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] DrQuint@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

"This is the most disturbing porn I've seen"

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the "Yeah..."

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You'd be glad they haven't got sick that weekend.

I Am Legend movie poster

Shaun of the Dead movie poster

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I've got Thursdays and Fridays

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

wait a minute

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 11 months ago

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 8 points 11 months ago
[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

[-] TheyCallMeHacked@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 11 months ago

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can't call you out without admitting they were lying

[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Oh, you have kids, too?

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