this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] DrQuint@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

"This is the most disturbing porn I've seen"

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the "Yeah..."

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You'd be glad they haven't got sick that weekend.

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've got Thursdays and Fridays

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

wait a minute

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can't call you out without admitting they were lying

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Oh, you have kids, too?