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You cannot force a baby to change, they have to want to change
One of my psych professors used to respond, "No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn..."
Ok got the rest, now where do I get a baby???
Jim's Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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