I don't know but the blueballs does seem like a viable idea to work from.
It could've been worse, all she left you with was Blueberries...
Tender Blueberries from fertile ground, had their spirits raised but were ultimately crushed to bring you this beverage. Best served with an ice pack applied.
Blue Bells - For when you get left hanging under the mistletoe.
More punny, not so dirty.
Cherryfied, Cherry Christmas. Mystcherry.
Bloo, Blueberry 3.14, Moody Blues
Berry-go-round, Eat drink and be Berry, Berry the hatchet, Berry Christmas
Mixed berry: something something three way/orgy
Blueberry: something something blue balls
Blue, Straw & Rasp
Berry Three-way
Flavors so intertwined you dont know which is coming or going. You're invited to put them all in your mouth, or whichever hole floats your boat.
Jingle Ball Berry, Now with More Cherry ™️
Blueberry Hill.
You'll find your thrill with this one.
From the old Chuck Berry song.
Like Keys in a bowl, mixed berry
Your sisters/moms uterus, mixed berry
"I blue it" "blue myself" "I love bluebies" "big bluebies"
Big Meady Bastard
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Quick and diry guide to fermenting fruit - cider and wine