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[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago

This is 4Chan's Loss.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

Old joke in Finland but a great one. I've had two people tell me this as something that "totes really" happened to their friend lol.

[-] TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

This is just like a Jack Whitehall story from Graham Norton

https://youtu.be/UIL9CiUDHp0?si=wHVYzOhSuLOq-TQi

It's an old joke, I've heard it way before Whitehall told it.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I've seen this one many times. I still laugh every time.

Behold! My poop.

[-] Itte@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Anon gave that poop a proper send-off 🫡🎺

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 8 points 1 year ago

Why would you censor the poop

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 1 year ago

The joke works better with other countries. Swedes usually speak English exceptionally well.

[-] PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

At the risk of overexplaining the joke, I think the word "titta" being used in this context plays a significant role in making this as funny as it is. It just wouldn't be as funny if it was, say, Spanish ("mira") or French ("regarde").

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think so. I originally heard it with Spanish being used.

[-] PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Okay then. I think "titta" makes it a lot funnier than "mira" would have been, regardless of the likelihood of any of this actually happening.

[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

anon got someone to take part in their weird fetish

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: read the panels before the green text

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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