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I'm gonna say it. (hexbear.net)

I don't care who shot JFK, I don't care how many guys it were, I don't care who planned it, I don't care who shot officer JD Tippett, I don't care why Jack Ruby shot Oswald nor do I care if the CIA gave him the MKULTRA brainwashing lung cancer, don't care who covered it up, and actually its way funnier if it was just two bumbling failures who did it on their own.

Shut the fuck up and let me browse my slop in peace kitsuragi-depress

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[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Nobody shot JFK. His head just exploded

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

What if it was me? Wouldn't you want to know an owl pulled that off?

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Lee Harvey Owlswald

[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I think it was actually a dove, it kept saying coup, coup

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I like the theory that it was a drunk/hungover SS guy that accidentally blew his head off because he had shit trigger discipline.

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

That one is extremely funny too, particularly since it makes Oswald even more of a failguy.

Criminal that there hasnt been a comedic farce made about that theory yet in the style of like Death of Stalin.

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I just like all the little characters, its a good show

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

JFK didn't kill himself

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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