this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] gon@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want to know how this turned out

[–] colorlessness@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don’t worry it was fake the whole time

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago

can confirm, you don't match with attractive girls on dating apps and even if you do, you won't find a connection because they barely respond because they have so many other matches

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 years ago

Fake: Anon talks to a woman without using incel slurs.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

That's actually hilarious lmao, any woman who didn't immediately throw her underwear off then cook him tendies after is a dirty roastie

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

And her name? Peggy.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

ffs anon she could be busy doing some shit that just came up, and here you are with your unblinking eyeballs physically welded to your phone screen. Go play some vidyaz for a few hours then text again, you moron.