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[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"The year is 2025. The use of Silly Putty in combat is now a warcrime. Our platoon just received a new shipment of slinkies.

I look over at Johnny's bunk, now empty. He was hit by one of those vibrating Harry Potter brooms that people misused for sex toys. At least it was over quick for him.

I shudder, wondering which toy next will find use in warfare."

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Word had it that LEGO cluster munitions are in development in conjunction with the heavy munitions division of Nerf.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

What is the garbage taped to the top? Photos look like my frakkin yard.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 14 points 11 months ago

It's not painters tape it's a diverse portable covering material. Top of the line military technology that is.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Have you seen the state of Russian trenches? It's like 60% trash. This will blend in well

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

What is the other 40%? Asking for a friend.

[-] petrescatraian@libranet.de 8 points 11 months ago

empty space for more ~~trash~~ ~~orcs~~ Russian soldiers to fill in (sorry, this autocorrect is really annoying).

[-] ManicZed@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A block of plastic explosives and possibly shrapnel

[-] CJOtheReal@ani.social 5 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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