Shit I wasn't even going to spoof a car logo, just make a tiny wheat paste sticker with a penis drawing and the words "small utility vehicle" - but your idea is beautiful as well.
I got slightly taken off track when I was too lazy to draw the tiny penis myself and typed "tiny penis" into my search bar.
If anyone would like an A4 sheet of tiny penises to print and glue on SUVs, let me know I'll finish it. Shaming these motherfucking SUV-owners out of existence maybe works.