Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.
i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in
I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.
I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.
I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.
I am impaled by the edge of the couch.
A painful and likely explosive death
I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way
I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.
I've clipped into a pool table.
I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.
I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.
sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch
I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles
I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.
I am in my cat's litter box
I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.
My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.
I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!
Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one
I'm dead.
I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(
I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.
I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.
I shit in the sink.
minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.
I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.
Wall.
I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.
I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway
I fall off the couch.
I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.
That seems highly unsafe.
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