Played with a knife then she got mad at me for taking it from her. Then got even more mad when I tried to explain to her why it's dangerous. She's 3 years old
sounds about right
Not a dad, but a school bus driver. I had a kid lose her marbles.
We found them we I hit the breaks.
I have only ever heard of people 'losing their marbles' figuratively, until this
My four year old informed me, via the Father's Day questionnaire she filled out at school, that I am 18 years old. I thought I was 37. I hope they don't call the cops on her mother.
I was just thinking that I hadn't seen a dadsplaining post since my last one and I was concerned for a moment that my instance, lemmy.one, decided to pull a Beehaw on lemmy.ca.
i made my first account on lemmy.one then found out about lemmy.ca and made one here.
We were playing lego and she destroyed my tower. Then she reprimanded me because I wasn't sad enough. So I spent the next 20 minutes rebuilding/breaking/me fake crying/repeat. It was, apparently, hilarious.
Minor meltdown over tooth brushing, but that's... about it.
Today was a good day.
Slept all night in her own bed for the first time!
my kid fell on a toothbrush and poked his eye today
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