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[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago

Tbf Funky Kong looks pretty divorced.

[-] abir_vandergriff@beehaw.org 40 points 8 months ago

Or is the problem that he's wearing khaki instead of the canonical blue-Jean shorts?

[-] abir_vandergriff@beehaw.org 22 points 8 months ago

Just realized this is BDG, so nevermind this is actually literally perfect.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

Rizz is stored in the jorts

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

This makes me wish there was !lemmysilver

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago

You mean jorts?

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

You need to have the arms for it.

[-] turddle@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

And can’t skimp on the jean shorts tsk tsk

[-] Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Then you would look like a divorced pro wrestler

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 8 months ago

You have to get married to begin with to look divorced. He looks “tell her a fake name and leave the state when the pregnancy test comes back positive.”

[-] Knitwear@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Is that BDG and Carolyn Page?

[-] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 17 points 8 months ago

Looks like BDG and Jenna Stoeber when they both were at Polygon to me!

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

BDG was my first impression too. And he would totally do that.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I only know Brian David Gilbert, a YouTube person, and jort enthusiast.

[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Brian David Gilbert is the guy who read the Halo books.

[-] Knitwear@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I think you're right y'know

[-] RobMyBot@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago

It's less about the clothes, and more about how you wear em

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 16 points 8 months ago

He looks like how I imagine 'florida man' looks like.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

And here I thought it was Trevor cosplaying as Cory...

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

A new method to confuse mall cops.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

In game funky looks cool, but irl it looks sad.

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