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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

Tbf Funky Kong looks pretty divorced.

[–] abir_vandergriff@beehaw.org 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Or is the problem that he's wearing khaki instead of the canonical blue-Jean shorts?

[–] abir_vandergriff@beehaw.org 22 points 2 years ago

Just realized this is BDG, so nevermind this is actually literally perfect.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rizz is stored in the jorts

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

This makes me wish there was !lemmysilver

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

You mean jorts?

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You need to have the arms for it.

[–] turddle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

And can’t skimp on the jean shorts tsk tsk

[–] Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Then you would look like a divorced pro wrestler

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago

You have to get married to begin with to look divorced. He looks “tell her a fake name and leave the state when the pregnancy test comes back positive.”

[–] Knitwear@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that BDG and Carolyn Page?

[–] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks like BDG and Jenna Stoeber when they both were at Polygon to me!

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BDG was my first impression too. And he would totally do that.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I only know Brian David Gilbert, a YouTube person, and jort enthusiast.

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Brian David Gilbert is the guy who read the Halo books.

[–] Knitwear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I think you're right y'know

[–] RobMyBot@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

It's less about the clothes, and more about how you wear em

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 16 points 2 years ago

He looks like how I imagine 'florida man' looks like.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And here I thought it was Trevor cosplaying as Cory...

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A new method to confuse mall cops.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

In game funky looks cool, but irl it looks sad.