No worries here. Just showing that alternative formats exist to anyone who doesn't want to post Steven Crowder.
99% of people neither know nor care who he is - change my mind
Tbh I saw his name for the first time today
I could get behind a Calvin version of the meme. The possibility of Hobbes coming in from the top rope lends the meme a solid reply form.
no days off. two days off.
2 days off? I'm pretty sure that's dependent upon your job. I only have 1, but that still is 1 more than Halloween!
yeah. Im just one of the lucky ones. I used to have one that gave 2 for new years as well.
Two days off that may or may not be more stressful than the rest of the year.
Can we stop using the Chowderhead version of this meme? The shitbag doesn't deserve it.
Definitely appreciate this meme otherwise
Sorry. I didn’t think about that.
No worries.
Christmas is way better, fight me
I don’t think fighting will change my mind.
Idk man, I don't like spooky. But I like being at home with my family eating the meat and wursts prepared by my grandma.
Enjoy your time.
Hear me out, okay?
Girls in sexy witch costumes, or any sexy Halloween costumes are fine. That's great and everything, sure. But 99.2 percent of them are at the Halloween party with their boyfriends. And those guys aren't even having a good time. They're just standing around as accessories, dressed as Gomez Addams, or whoever else. So, like, whatever.
But when you see a girl in a fully scandalous sexy elf costume, or a sultry Mrs. Claus outfit? Or the somewhat rare (yet more pervy) sexy reindeer costume?
SHE FUCKS.
THAT GIRL FUCKS.
Believe it.
EDIT: if you can't figure out how the reindeer tail is attached to the costume, YOU'VE GOT A LIVE ONE ON YOUR HANDS.
You’re the dude everyone wants to talk to at the party. You seem fun.
Thanks, Lemmy-bro.
Solid argument.
Setup using this fucking idiot for your meme template, chuds.
Halloween is a clear winner and doesn't stop banging
Historically ... Christmas about 150 to 200 years ago was more like Halloween than modern day Christmas
Which is the main reason why Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' features ghosts and spirits. It was a time to tell dark stories and legends to scare people because the Winter Solstice was known in pagan times as the 'darkest time of the year' ... the winter solstice is the longest ~~day~~ night of the year and the belief was that on that day was when the forces of darkness had reached their peak and that the light was now returning.
Early Christians co opted the same period to correspond with the birth of Christ partly because of this same or similar messaging.
If you look up modern historians analysis of what time of year Christ might have been born, it turns out it was probably in the spring time rather than during the winter solstice.
EDIT: I meant longest night not longest day
the winter solstice is the shortest daytime not the longest
I got it mixed up ... Thanks for the correction
Both are silly made up holidays that promote values that I find largely offensive, especially at scale. The only holidays that I personally value are holidays that celebrate the history of a group and/or person, and slutoween/caplitalistmas are the exact opposite of that.
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