[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 49 points 8 months ago

Contempt of court is a crime. Also I like how you lumped the judicial and executive branches into "political figures" like there isn't a constitutional difference.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago

"People" aren't. It's regressives that are trying to disenfranchise mail in voters. Then they put a regressive in charge of the USPS who is trying to run it into the ground so they can be like "oh gosh look how bad it is!"

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 53 points 9 months ago

Really sick of my taxes going to these dumb hick states. Texans want to be independent? Ok cool then cut off all federal funding for a year and let's see how that goes for them. Oh yeah how's that independent power grid working out? Oh it killed a bunch of people then you made no changes at all? Clearly the answer is to stop teaching about climate change. Fucking idiots.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 129 points 9 months ago

PayPal has been doing this shit for decades. Y'all remember when if you were involved in a payment dispute they'd put a hold on your entire linked back account? Or when you contacted customer support they told your to wait # amount of days before filing a complaint? And then when you did they told you to contact the seller because lol fuck you? It's almost like the CEO was a raging asshole or something.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 47 points 9 months ago

I used to get it, then they changed what it is. Now what I've got isn't it and what is it is weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to yoooouuuu!

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 44 points 9 months ago

Unironically bullshit take.

8 hours of work, commute, getting ready, etc takes literally half the day. Sleep takes another 8 hours. So what the fuck am I going to do with my free 4 hours to "do something about it"? My sleeves can't be anymore rolled you sanctimonious piece of shit.

Oh sorry I guess it's my "choice" that gun violence is so prevalent, or that the government is becoming more fascist, or that my countrymen are rejecting science and spreading disease.

I make a six figure salary and I still need a roommate just to rent. My county is actively supporting a genocide. The second in line to the presidency is a religious freak. The supreme Court is stacked to the regressives.

But go on, please tell me again that this is all because I'm not doing something about it.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 50 points 9 months ago

Relevant story time:

One time, as a warehouse manager, I wanted to get the overnight shift some fruit to snack on during the shift. We had like 100 people there. So I drove to a grocery store at like 11PM and bought pretty much all of their fruit. The cashier was extremely confused. Also, I drove a mini Cooper so it was absolutely packed floor to ceiling with apples, oranges, bananas, and some other stuff.

I didn't want to carry it all in so I drove my car into the building at the start of the shift.

So my hundred or so employees show up to work then see me rolling into the building with a mini Cooper just bursting at the seams with fruit. It was a fun way to start the night for everyone.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 43 points 9 months ago

Hey you're in luck! For just $99.99/mo* we'll remove those ads.

But we'll still collect way more data than you think and in a couple months we'll raise the price for the True Unlimited* plan

**True Unlimited plan has like, so many ads, because fuck you.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 88 points 10 months ago

This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby's face... That was me. I was amusing myself.

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 112 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So many things...

I didn't understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like "does god exist" and you'd be able to get answers to all of life's big mysteries.

I thought there was a left and right sock

I thought wolverines were mythical creatures

I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something

Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package

I could go on..

[-] 11181514@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago

Years ago I had an interview with GoFundMe and as part of the interview process they wanted me to create a campaign and share it with family and friends. Then they asked for feedback on their website. I told them how disgusting that was to ask of me (I didn't do it) and never heard back.

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