This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

Because then they don't have a display the size of a living room TV to shove ads in your face

This is what I mention when I'm covertly pushing "radical" ideas such as 4 day work weeks. We have all of these technological advancements - Why can't the workers see some of those benefits instead of them being funneled to the top in the form of extra profits?

What's unsafe is having to navigate a giant fischer price interface whenever you want to adjust the A/C

Little Jimmy wanted to try Fedora, But little Jimmy is no more. For what he thought was his external drive, was actually his cerebral core

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

Fun fact: It's a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

Not quite related to the conversation, but I think it would be funny if a CEO tried to run a business into the ground but ended up being the most successful and beloved CEO in the company's history.

"I know, if I enact a 4 day workweek, nobody will have time to get anything done"

"Okay so that didn't work... Maybe if I increase staffing, give everyone a raise, the overhead will eat into the company profits and nobody will want to invest!"

"Um... I'll have the dev team drag their heels on product release! Nobody will want to buy our product if we release a month late. Heck, maybe if we wait until the devs say it's ready we won't release anything at all! This plan is sure to work!"

Actually I think this is one of those lemmies I've been hearing so much about

All that needs to happen now is for meta to launch a reddit clone that steals away all of reddit's users

Water? Like in the toilet?

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