If I don't put my bread in the fridge, it's moldy within a week. It's all meant to be toasted anyway.

They're slaves to the algorithm. The algorithm favors the obnoxious.

Don't buy Roku TVs. Got it.

My dude, she doesn't wanna be wit you no more. Let her go.

SEO abuse has ruined the internet. We could've had something good.

I've told my family more than once to arrange my funeral the cheapest way possible. If they had the option to dump me in the ocean, they have my blessing. Don't spend money on me, I'm DEAD.

They're traitors tho. Why are you defending traitors hmmmmm???

I remember seeing a video of a dude exploring a cave and he was crawling through some narrow ass space tighter than under my bed. Why would one want to do this??? What if it was a dead end? How tf are you gonna turn around? Crawl backwards? I just can't with any of this

I bet Putin sucks at StarCraft

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

We used to pick up every call back then because 9.8/10, it wasn't some scam call

You can monitor the work being done. Is the work being done? That's all you need to know.