[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago

I have no idea where you're getting this from. Saying someone is a Lumpenprole isn't a moral judgement, just an economic one. Someone who grows rice and the bandits that steal it have different relations to the means of production. They are not just proles who break the law.

it's ridiculous to try to carry that notion forward to the age of cell phones and heavily armed maoist prostitutes

Engels was largely revolutionary but he was also bourgeoisie, that does not mean that the bourgeoisie as a class are revolutionary. Also, many ML theorists argue that Lumpenproles do have revolutionary potential while not denying they exist as a class.

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I hate the whole publicly traded model of sock exchanges. I hate capitalism. But have to engage in trading socks (I mostly do crew cuts and a small quantity of direct socks) so that my fabric doesn't lose elasticity by sitting in a drawer or hamper.

Same thing with t-shirts, don't like exchanging shirts and getting marked on a centralised list for that but it's a safer option than using your own.

Fortunately I don't do laundry so that's a plus.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

Can't wait for liberals to claim the election was stolen, do a shitty protest in the capital, get murdered by cops, and complete their transformation into literal Blue MAGA.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago

The basic idea is that the universe is unjust and gods sends people to hell for "sins" because of his own bigotry.

Of course, they dropped all that when they realized that gay tumblr ships were going to get more views that whatever the original point was.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

Should Hexbear ML's tone down their Admiration...

No radlibs do this already and libs have yet to be convinced. Plus the whole "The Soviets were actually kinda good" can be a great entry-point to unlearning anti-communist propaganda.

If it wasn't hating AES, it would be something else. If we weren't being smeared for having correct opinions we would be smeared for outright lies.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

They are objectively nutritious and healthy. Plus they taste good if you're willing to get over yourself. You're telling on yourself with this post.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I got a hot chocolate with 2 shots of gold rum, a pile of marshmellows, and pumpkin spice with a plate of cookies.

Edit: You guys are nerds, only one of you is drinking an actual holiday drink. It's just depressed college students slugging down liquor and middle aged dads drinking beer.

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What's your take on post-structural serial killerism vs physical dehumanization sciences?

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

Literally half of all players on TF2 are LGBT. I've been playing TF2 about 20 hours in the last 2 weeks and I have YET to see a non-trans medic.

They all have Mediguns labeled "Estrogen Dispenser" or other such trans references.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Fake news.

It only occurs if you "Watermelon" as the third trigger word or if you say it at the door. The reason for this is because melons are a code-name for tiddies and the AI can't distinguish between the tiddie context and the fruit (but not fruit as in tiddie) context.

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We all know our boy Oswald was a CIA plant, but what about the assassination itself?

It's gonna be 15 years until all the records get released so make your bets now on the most likely outcome as well as your favorites.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago

We should defederate with the News Megathread and have that be a seperate Hexbear.

Hexbear has been too unified these past few years and hasn't lead to an official splinter lemmy yet.

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Almost Naked Animals (www.youtube.com)

Canadian animation asks the very important question "What if Animals wore underwear?" for kids.

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Post your favorite animation version of this song or else. knifecat

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I'm pro Eggnog honestly. One of the better spiked drinks to have during the holiday season.

inb4Spoiler for egg products, I got it from a vegan blog. get pranked liberals.

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Zionist SNL Sketch (www.youtube.com)

Imagine being this cringe and out of touch.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Thanks for single handily crashing the housing market by allowing millions of hexbear users to live rent free in your head.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago

Now that I'm home on a full keyboard, let's commence the entertainment, shall we?

absolute fucking reddit moment.

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 58 points 11 months ago

I'm looking forward, in an absolutely horrific way, to libs being like "Yes Joe Biden is allowing literal genocide but you still need to vote for him because a damn CHEETO."

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Unironically great, I've been trying to integrate traditional Chinese philosophy and religion with my communist views for a long time now actually.

I've talked about this a bit on here but I think the metaphor of Taoism is correct even if the underlying explanation isn't. You can explain to children how gravity and shit works and how that causes the seasons but it's just fucking numbers. You tell them that Persephone is in Hades and Demeter is mourning her absence and they understand it perfectly. Now obviously the gods aren't literally real but meaning is often better explained by metaphor than science.

It's my sincere belief that there is lots of meaning in religion and philosophy that has yet to be discovered by science. Scientists discover universal principles, poets explain them.

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Peeing in the Shower, Childish or Saving Water? (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it's not okay and "childish." As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I'm already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

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