AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Turducken would like a word.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

 

AMEN!

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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