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[–] kaffiene@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That'll teach 'em.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

That's not at worst. At worst is: murder employees of a French magazine or murder doctors to preserve the sanctity of life.

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.

[–] mrmule@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, there's a Christmas market here?

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 2 years ago

Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dont tell me what to do cunt.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell. You can get fucked too cunt

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Of course not honey, you have a lovely sneezemaker

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's so special about cheesemakers?

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This image is fake. Can't believe I'm the only one that can tell.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻 . Everyone knows Jebus was a good Sumerian.

Edit: Downvote me all you want. It just proves my point.

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (16 children)

I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?

Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?

How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?

You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?

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[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

It's not a bad thing to ask for clarifying questions... How the flying fuck do you think people learn things from people who are scholars/teachers/experts!? Did you never ask a single question in school or your job(s)?? How the fuck do you learn without questions?

You being upset at this is pathetic.

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[–] kromem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:

Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 84

[...] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, [...] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 22

(This was more relating to Plato's concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about making memes.)

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

potentially?

It was definitely about memes. It's why the Gospel of Thomas is heresy.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The Tank? That was a canon event.

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[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s

He's not the memelord! He's a very naughty boy!

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

the word of the lord, amen

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] joeyv120@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He never said that stupid.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Why should I give a damn what your religious figure says? This meme is stupid and you should feel bad. /s

[–] Arsaille@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.

[–] Newguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
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