[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"please, you must listen to me! i'm literally a wholly different person," kamala pleads as the orderlies are wheeling her away.

in the dim room, the tears of desperation finally break free. in the mirror, joe's dessicated visage contorts into a hideous grin.

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

when i first saw the announcement, i thought it'd be hilarious if it turned into a honeypot situation

well

[dumbest girl alive by 100 gecs comes on]

i was violently wrong cat-confused

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

it's how i ended up here cat-trans

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

if she didn't shove them into a locker i will cringe

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

always nice when turbolibs like flying squid go mask off

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

ah i see we transes have achieved the status in the hierarchy where our gaze matters n is explicitly catered towards. transphobia's over everybody!!! The Agenda shall henceforth be applied worldwide arm-L trans-sad arm-R

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

quarter : pounded possum-party

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

fucking vampires. are they also gonna bill you for each click?

Think about it like a diamond-encrusted mouse.

but it's not going to be diamond-encrusted, is it? it's going to be another thing with which to spy on you. i don't know if anyone's falling for the subscription = premium bs anymore, no matter how fancy it might look like. besides, you get a mouse for its functionality. there's stuff like programmable lights & ofc the brand name itself adds to the cost. but like, you can just get a cheap, basic mouse if that's all you need.

i hope i'm making sense here. shit like this makes me irrationally angry.

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago
[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A "w-well i can't just ban politics uwu" Da

but yeah, this is exactly why i'm here. once the admin took an active role in shit-talking* hexbear instead of, y'know, doing their job, i figured i've probably been lied to a lot about the nature of this instance.

i'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone, for fostering a community where it's easy to breathe.

*well tbf they had to lock yet another thread when it became clear their nothingburger responses wouldn't be enough.

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