Aqarius

You should. Arguably, you should nail the to the cross for opinion pieces more, because opinion pieces exist to launder articles that the paper can't reasonably justify publishing... but still really wants to publish.

Also, earth-pear, for some reason.

But still above par, considering the competition...

Which, ironically, native speakers oftrn struggle with.

On the contrary, the best part about it is that it's not a compilation of references the audience is supposed to already know about. It's just a fun adventure movie. The reason the RPG crowd sing it praises is that in addition, if you know how to read it, the actual plot is "girlfriend is curious about what we're all doing every Tuesday evening"

Well, now that you bring it up...

If you want that, just light up the first and last LED always.

I mean, technically, illegal occupation is in and of itself a warcrime, so there's that?

Prigozhin joke.

Abolitionist, more like.

That's actually a good parallel, considering Churchill's... rest of Wikipedia entry.

Yeah, but we're talking about cars. I think the Ami is legally something like a dune buggy