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Big things big. Bigger things VERY big.

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you're fucking doing, just admit it.

If anyone is confused about how people can believe this shit, it's right here. "It's amazing to have knowledge." The belief they have secret knowledge that brings them to a level above the plebs. That the common man won't even try to find or even believe you when you tell them the secrets cause they just aren't like you, they're not ready to ascend like you have. It's as intoxicating to a certain type of person as heroin.

"Please hold off punishing me from unsuccessfully cheating in the last election until I am able to successfully cheat in this one"

Or the transitive property

The law requires a technology safety standard by November 2024 if the technology is ready.

The technology will never be ready. The accuracy required for such a thing to not be universally despised is absurd.

Tobacco and liquor lobbies hate the competition. It's always about the money.

You can't get the rebirth ending on your first playthrough. The items only spawn in NG+.

As a Michigander this is physically painful to say... but you done good Ohio.

They do realize this. They see it as a problem that needs fixing.