BilboBargains

It's an unusual gift and would make most people incredibly awkward but there's nothing sinister in the act itself, absent of the context. People gift things like guns and alcohol and I would argue those do more harm.

Solid choice. Good current handling, already ubiquitous for many applications.

Name a more painful thing to tread on than the British plug. Bonus points if it's incorrectly wired to be live.

Hawt

The obfuscated nature of compiled code does an incredible amount of heavy lifting on behalf of shareholders. Imagine a world where x-ray specs suddenly revealed source code. The flight to open solutions would be irresistible. Windows is hot garbage but it clings to its market share like a limpet, through the magic of closed source, occupying space like a flabby tumour. It doesn't care if it kills the host because the top priority is growth and an unassailable market share. That's the magic of capitalism.

Alternative name, Eigen Values

He told you dipshits beforehand that he was going to do this shit.

Yet another eerie parallel with a certain German political activist from the 1930s.

What makes idiots love a car? Anything but the things they say because the completely uninteresting fact is that people like reliable cars, whether they acknowledge it or not.

Please use it to make a huge turd.

This is one of the best pieces of cycling propaganda I have ever seen, I love it. Personal car ownership in central London has become so diabolical even the English are putting down their car keys and picking up a bike. I cycled in London for the first 20 years of my life and watched it become completely dominated by cars. It's strange to hear them say the words, as if it's some sort of fever dream. People fundamentally enjoy and benefit from cycling in a way that they never will behind the wheel of a car. Makes me hopeful for the future.

Because white guys.

Good to know! They should have been a little more creative and called it something familiar and snappy like Sport Utility Environment or Gas Guzzler.