BillyClark

I remember my father insisting on buying American brands for decades because he believed they were higher quality, only for him to get lemon after lemon after lemon.

I managed to crash the only decent American car we had, which was a Buick. Otherwise it was multiple Fords, Chevrolet, Cadillac, all constantly needing to be in the shop.

When my sister and I got our first cars, we didn't have any good impressions of American car companies and both bought used Japanese because they were a lot cheaper. And then, had zero problems.

The next car my dad bought was a Subaru.

I think that would have the opposite effect on me. I'd be sealed shut for good.

If the horse doesn't want to take off the headpiece, that usually means that it's not finished eating the food that the owner put into the headpiece in order to get the horse to stick its head in there.

Based on the fantasy writing I know of, if there previously weren't any dragons, and suddenly there is a dragon, then there is also the possibility that suddenly, you'll be able to use magic.

This is insulting to illiterate people.

I'm not sure what "left wing architecture" means. Because, to me, this looks like the sort of thing you have to do when the population grows like crazy. Those tend to be areas where women have little education and little power.

It's past his jail time.

Relevant Sean Lock clip from 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

YouTube: Experiencing delays? Click here to find out why.

Me: No thanks, I'm pretty sure there is some electronic war going on between you and my ad blocker causing it.

I'm pretty sure that I'd remember if someone cut off my ear, unless, hmm... What if I had a lobotomy and don't remember?

Thanks. RIP Mitch Hedberg.

Van Gogh cut off his external ear, but I never heard somebody say that he couldn't hear from that side anymore.