I mean, I'd give Amarillo a little bit of a chance. They've already received 7.8 inches as of December 18th.
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Found another one.
What's going on here?
She looks delicious.
Falls are the leading cause of injury-related death among adults ages 65 and older, and the fall death rate is increasing. [CDC]
I see a few options open to us when we reach 65:
- Avoid all stairs
- Stay seated at all times
- Wear a fat suit to cushion any fall
- If you're already fat, carry on about your day and enjoy peace of mind should you fall
- Live in a pool
- Adopt a Hutt lifestyle
I just might dig out my onion and tie it to my belt.
I think he got lost and didn't want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he's asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.
Do they give a +3 to strength?
The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected....
The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous.... Shit.
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I would never miss a day of school as a kid if I got to do that every day!