Cap

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[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I'll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 8 months ago

The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 8 months ago

First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 8 months ago

Is the goal to get last place?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 25 points 8 months ago

Can't believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 9 months ago

616 gallons per flush.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted a knightcap...

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 10 months ago

PETER VENKMAN: He's gonna take a little nap now, but, uh, he says he's Florida Man. Does that make any sense to you?

EGON SPENGLER: Some. I just met California Man. He's here with me now.

PETER VENKMAN: Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.

EGON SPENGLER: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 10 months ago

Yea I thought about that 5 minutes after posting. 1970s Boeing was competent.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'll take "Things not built by Boeing" for 800, Alex.

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