I'm sure the doofwads will set up a 24 hour guard of Cletus, Blermp, and SteveJack waltzing around it like the Unknown Soldier tomb

Great tits can do all sorts of amazing things

Oooh times up! Insert token to play!

Forcing someone? She's employed in a public service position and paid by the public means she serves people in all aspects codified by the job. If you can't, stop collecting your paycheck and go work in the private world, where you can deny anything you want because of your silly religious beliefs.

Midwest ball gag?

Anyone wanna toss in their money for rabid butterflies in 2025?

They do, and they're told to be very angry about it.

So Jane, surprised at his answer and wanting to make a man of him pulled up her dress and laid back on a tree root and said "no silly, come use this hole like a man".

Tarzan walked over suspiciously to Jane, took a close look for a minute then kicked Jane in the crotch with all his might.

She fell over gasping for air for a few minutes until she could utter "what was that for?!".

"Tarzan check for bees."

Can we stop calling it "slept with a 17 year old"? It's statutory rape of a minor. He paid an underage prostitute with venmo, the case would be a slam dunk if anyone on the prosecuting side tried.

How in 2024 do we not have the ability to find and prosecute offenders of false 911 calls like this?

Fucking dig into him until he rage quits the interview, then show that on the news. Stop asking soft questions and letting them get away with lies. Reporters these days are becoming as guilty as the media themselves allowing these assholes to lie constantly and not calling them out immediately. Make them squirm and be accountable!

Have anti immigration people ever stopped to think about why others risk their lives and choose to leave everything they know to come to a land of better opportunity? I'm all for doing it legally and having immigrants pay taxes, but trying to kill them to stop it is ridiculous. America is easily the richest country on the planet, and has more than enough resources to help these people.

They're mad a new immigrant may be successful, when they should be furious at the ultra wealthy for hoarding all the money.