The real pressing question is who is in the sausage though.

Maximum effort for maximum return

Desert southwest USA here. For us, it’s usually roadrunners, armadillos, and blue tail lizards. Although, the blue tails along with the horny toads are becoming a touch more rare it seems.

I was really hoping for some denim. Son, I am disappoint

Nominally, that’s day two position.

I mean, really, who doesn’t want to use a jondom? A savage, that’s who.

Looks like someone forgot their lotion

Too much nuance there. It’s all Mexico south of the border.

Hopefully not with an ear piercing gun. Yowch!

It was a vase

My god… It’s full of stars

No matter how hard one squeezes, there’s ALWAYS three or four drops of pee leftover, poised to strike after one finishes their business.