Chump

Put your hands in the air and step away from the lathe

The princess plays a man for the majority of the game, though it’s not even like they’re trans. As soon as it’s revealed it’s her, she goes right back to a dress

Ahh, I see we have another r/coolscificovers enjoyer in our midst

"Machado told the newspaper that she attempted to travel to Norway to get her prize by utilizing a wig and a disguise. She did not elaborate any further." lol

She’s got a totenkopf right there

Calculus for the co-incidental, and probably whatever the fuck Ramanujan was on about for the one-off lol

I thought she was just city council?

spooky season does not disappoint

The difference is calling an Asian person yellow has a long and very racist precedent. It would be akin to saying Obama looks like Curious George because A) he fucking doesn’t and neither does Xi look like Winnie and B) there are similarly obvious racial connotations between saying a black man looks like a monkey and that an Asian man looks like a literally yellow character.

Ballbird

This is one of the times where feeling you’re crazy means you aren’t. I haven’t heard a single person in the real world express so much as an iota of sadness Kirk got got. Everyone is either a) glad he’s dead or b) could not give less of a shit.

The major media are the only ones crying for him, and it’s largely for manufacturing consent reasons

Love that the meeting time is 1 minute before they even read the meeting time