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It's not tentacles. A futanari is a woman with a (usually rather large) penis.

EverDrive is pretty great. The prices are definitely premium, but you do get a reliable, quality product. Just make sure you're either buying directly from Krikzz or an authorized reseller. There are a lot of clones floating around on certain sites (such as AliExpress) that are of varying quality. Additionally, the clones usually run a hacked firmware and trying to use the official firmware will brick it.

It's worth noting that the N64 and Genesis both have proper EverDrive alternatives. For the N64 there's the SummerCart64, which is an open source project and seems to have some features the ED64X7 doesn't (like 64DD support). As for the Genesis there's the MegaSD from Terraonion. I haven't used either of them, so I don't have much of an opinion on which is best.

They just use a regular micro SD card.

I can't say that I've tried the emulator you're talking about and don't know how well it performs, but SMW did get an official GBA port as Super Mario Advance 2.

As for flash carts, an EZ Flash Omega or EverDrive GBA are what you're looking for. Both carts have two options with a more expensive model that has more features. I have an Omega Definitive Edition and I'm very happy with it.

I'm not big on harvesting from original cartridges either, but I can understand using something like a Mary-Kate and Ashley game to restore a Pokémon cart.

I did find one for the BEAN boards here. Allegedly the chips from different revisions of the board are compatible.

It's worth noting that it might be easier (and potentially a lot cheaper) to find another game with the same board and cannibalize that.

This is a good website for finding what kind of donor you'd need.

My sister had me set the name for the Wi-Fi extender as "Papa John's Pizza and Abortions." For the record, my mother's side of the family are mostly hardcore Catholics.

(I think I mentioned this once before on a similar thread.)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy

DEVO - Merry Something to You

It's called a Concornde.

It happened when I was in kindergarten. I was sitting next to a friend on the bus and she got into an argument over something with the two boys across the aisle. Being that we were all 5 year olds, this quickly devolved into name calling. I particularly got into it with one of the boys and he threatened to punch me if things kept going. I though he was bluffing and we all continued with the verbal slap fight until the bus arrived at the school. At that point we got off and lined up to enter the building. Everything seemed to be over at that point. It was not. He delivered on his threat.

He was immediately taken to the principal and I was sent to the nurse. The next day all four of us had to apologize.

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It hides undesirable results in a variety of search engines. Just note that only Google is enabled by default and you'll need to manually subscribe to some lists to get started.

The init system is the first thing that runs on boot and kind of allows other stuff to run. It's not really something the average user needs to worry about.

Systemd is probably the most common init on Linux distros these days. Some people don't like it. One reason is because it does a lot of things in addition to what traditional init systems do and that goes against the Unix philosophy (do one thing and do it well).

SysV, OpenRC, and runit are all more traditional init systems. I don't really have experience with them.

Devuan is basically just Debian without systemd. It's name is derived from Debian and VUA (Veteran Unix Admins, if I remember correctly).

Debian is a Linux distribution, meaning that it's a complete operating system based around the Linux kernel.

Ubuntu is another distribution and is derived from Debian. Ubuntu makes a lot of changes from Debian. It would be better to think of their relationship as parent and child rather than a superhero's alter ego.

Ubuntu is run by a company called Canonical. Over the years Canonical has made a number of controversial decisions (which I won't get in to) and that's why a lot of people don't like Ubuntu.

Debian, on the other hand is community run. Additionally, they tend to not make radical changes since their focus is on providing a stable operating system.

As for why there are more Ubuntu based distros than Debian, I'm not certain. My guess is because Ubuntu is (or was?) more user friendly out of the box and it was a lot of people's first distro for many years.

For your last question, I'd just go with the Debian version. As a beginner it would probably be easier to find help with that version. The Devuan version is aimed at more experienced users and old school sysadmins.