[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Amazing. That's my lunch sorted tomorrow

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Fun" fact: Dyson is the UK's biggest farmer and richest man Britain's Biggest farmer

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

My migration to Linux Mint coincided with getting a Brother Laser printer (DCP-L3520CDW) and I've had zero issues with text, photos or scanning. I just fired up the Brother and Mint said "oh, you've got a printer, wanna use it?"

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Does it specify if different cheese gives you a different level of immunity? Like a soft cheese triangle would be good for a splinter in your pinky but for an assault rifle you may need a slab of Stilton...

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[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

I was just thinking the other da.....ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Stumbleupon was how I found Reddit !

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

One evening for dinner as a change, I asked my 11 year old Aspergers son "do you fancy a walk to McDonald's for dinner tonight?"

He said no, which puzzled me because he loves McDonald's.

But of course I said "do you fancy a walk " which he didn't.

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don't need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "....

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don't notice them.

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[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Late Friday evening at the checkout there's three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I'm not paying for his vodka and he's not going to buy my wine.

We're joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she's in a hurry.

"Sure, but I've only got this" she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts "WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???" and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

I was 15 when I first got my glasses. I walked out of the opticians to the bus stop and was stunned that I could actually see and READ the number of the bus approaching from 500 yards away and not when it arrived at the stop.

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Easter (lemmy.world)

So what are we all doing?

I've been road testing hot cross buns (for science) and so far M&S are the best. I had good intentions for some serious gardening, (cutting trees, digging and planting stuff) but it looks like the weathers going to be shit, so we're going to Costco instead.

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Orange (lemmy.world)
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[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Beltalowda!

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....and that tomorrow is of course Saturday, followed by three Sundays, two Mondays, a Friday then two more Saturdays and a Sunday. Then back to Monday which of course, falls on a Tuesday.

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Super smooth and full control on cornering...

[-] Codandchips@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

UK Firefox user here.... All good

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Tunnel Vision (lemmy.world)

So the family and I are on holiday in Greece and we're on a bus ride to see some place and we go through a long tunnel. I naturally go "oooooooooooooo" as we enter. My family look at me in shame, the rest of the passengers just look...

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Sort by date (lemmy.world)

Hi guys, is there a way to sort search results by date?

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We Meme Business (lemmy.world)
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